Super Size Me; Fat Ass

I’m watching the documentary “Super Size Me”** where some guy eats McDonalds for thirty days straight and has a set pair of guidelines for his experiment.

1. has to have everything on the menu at least once

2. only super sizes if asked

3. can only eat from mcdonalds and anything the place sells, including water

4. no excersising at all, that includes not walking to mcdonalds or anywhere for that matter.

It is a biased film, the guy doing the film is only eating the worst of the worst. I in no way condone this kind of unhealthy eating but McDonald’s does sell salads, grilled chicken as oppose to fried, they offer different sizes for drinks and fries as well as substitutions for drinks and fries that are healthy then fried potatoes and soda. Through out the film the guy didn’t take any of this into consideration and portrayed the fast food companies in the worst possible light.


While I enjoy fast food every now and then I would not eat it three times a day everyday, that is suicide. We can not blame fast food companies for people’s poor judgment in making healthy food choices. We can not blame fast food companies for making people obese, people know what they are eating. We are educated (to an extent) in school to know what is good and healthy to eat. Even though it is a step in the right direction, fast food companies should not be required to supply customer with all the nutritional facts of their products, unless it contains peanuts or some other ingredient that people are highly allergic to. If anything blame the school system and/or parents for obesity. School do not have enough funding for successful health and nutrition programs nor sports and other recreational activities; including physical education classes.


Aside from all this is people know nothing of nutrition, people know their bodies. Eating fast food or junk food in large quantities makes a person feel slow, tired, sluggish, lethargic, bursts of energy followed by horrible crashes; there is also a shift in emotion and personal feelings like sadness, depression, sullenness. These are not good things to feel and obviously eating more junk is not going to make a person feel better.


This guy, Morgan, I get that he’s trying to prove a point but he is an IDIOT. What kind of moron would do that to their body? No one in their right mind eats McDonald’s 3 times day, and if they do its not straight up double quarter pounders with cheese and super sized fries and coke. Having gained 17 in just the first 12 days, having raised his blood pressure from somewhere around 120/80 to about 170/53, having increased his calorie intake approximately 200%, having raised his cholesterol and liver funtions to more than 200%, with his doctors (physician, gasterointerologist, and blood doctor [?])telling him to discontinue this ‘diet’ he still didn’t. He spent 30 days endangering his health and well being. This guy had a death wish.

What is great about this film is that it showed just how horrid American’s eating habits are. A French woman was asked if she ate fast food in America to which she replied “No, I don’t. The largest size in France is the smallest size here and i can’t even finish a small in France”. Wow, that has to strike a chord with the American public, surely? The fact that most people can not recite the pledge of allegiance but can sing “The Big Mac Song” has to urk a nerve? This film came out well over 3 years ago, and you know what? The fast food companies are still thriving and staying strong. Kids are still stuffing their faces with high sugar, high calorie, hydrogenated, preserved fried foods/drinks. America still ranks highest in the world for obesity. 1 out of ever 4 kids born in 2000 will experience diabetes in their life time. And the American sedentary life style is not helping with any of these things.

Morgan, its great that you almost killed yourself to prove a point no one really payed attention to. Congratulations, your body will probably never be the same.

Honestly, I want a big mac…and some chicken nuggets. Oh wait, my bad their called McNuggets.

**statistics stated in this post have been taken straight from the documentary.

**NOTICE** For all you morons who saw the film and had a coniption that fast food is bad for you, NO SHIT! For all you idiots who felt like you’ve had an eye opening experience and want to change your lives and live in communes where you grow your own food fertilized with your own shit, NO!! What this guy did to his body is not something normal people do on the regular and your eating habits are probably a lot better than this guy’s was in those 30 days. For all thepeople who do eat like Morgan did in those 30 day, seek help immediately and hope some one says a prayer for you.

The weight of the world
Is love
Under the burden
Of solitude
Under the burden
Of dissatisfaction

The weight
The weight we carry
Is love.

Who can deny?
In dreams
It touches
The body,
In thought
Constructs
A miracle,
Its imagination
Anguishes
Till born
In human
Looks out of the heart
Burning with purity—
For the burden of life
Is love.

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Cleaning trolley for girls
There is something seriously wrong with this.

Cleaning trolley for girls
There is something seriously wrong with this.

Promises

Now that we’re through

All the things I promised you

I’ll hold to my words down to the tee

I promised you I’d love you forever

I promised you my heart was yours alone

And now that you’re gone

All the things i promised you

Still hold true

Now that we’re through

I’m still true to you

I gave you things forever to keep

Because you promised me

Because you promised me

Promised me a life time

But those were only lies

Still can feel you kiss me, love. And you move like water, and you broke like waves. I’ve never been deeper.

Matt Nathanson, Still
what is wrong with america!!!! seriously….wtf??

what is wrong with america!!!! seriously….wtf??

IF CELEBRITIES WERE YOUR ROOMMATE

Oasis

You: Noel, get out of my bed.
Noel: Liam blocked off that side of the room.
You: We live in a triple! How can you not find some other place?
Liam: Cause he’s a wanker!
Noel: Shut up! Shut up! I’m comin’ ove’ there and punchin’ you square in the mouth.
Liam: Why don’t you just quit being our roommate?
You: Both of you please just go to sleep.
Noel: I am the best part of this triple!
Liam: Sayin’ it doesn’t make it true, you twat.
Noel: I have decorated this entire room.
Liam: Well, I buy all the essentials like toilet paper and soap.
You: Both of you play integral parts in this roommate situation!
Noel: Too bad because I’m goin’ move anyways.
Liam: You can’t do that!
Noel: You’ve been telling me to move out this whole year.
You: He was probably just kidding. Please just sit down.
Liam: Now all the blame is goin’ be on you if this triple gets a horrid roommate.
You: I feel like both of you are to blame-
Noel: Maybe I’ll come back to throw a party with you guys.
You: That’s unnecessary.
Liam: Like one where people pay to get in?
Noel: Yeah, one of those.
You: Why leave at all then?
Liam: Cause we hate each other right now.
Noel: And I hear there is a single room available down the hall.
You: But no one likes you when you are alone. You’re very uninteresting!


DMX

You: Damnit! What the hell is wrong with my iTunes?
DMX: Huh?
You: My iTunes. Reasonable Doubt and The Blueprint have been deleted again.
DMX: Shit. Those are shit.
You: Yeah, you’ve told me before.
DMX: Maybe the Bible will make you feel better?
You: What’s gonna make me feel better is God re-downloading my iTunes.
DMX: God can cure all problems. I’m a better man now. Got my head in the sky.
You: I’m honestly okay.
DMX: Fine! Fuck you! God damn! What the shit, man! “Don’t cross me, I compete the snake eye. Just lost you, left your shadow in the dark.”
You: Don’t start rapping! Just calm down.
DMX: I’m so calm, so fuckin’ calm. Tryin’ to get you right. Just read the fuckin’ Bible!
You: O.K. Leave it on my bed then!
DMX: Just hand me your coat.
You: Why?
DMX: Hand me your coat!
You: Yeah, here you go. I need it later when I go out though. It is starting to get cold.
DMX: I don’t want the jacket.
You: Did you just take five 8-balls out of my pockets?
DMX: Yeah, been hiding shit in there. I need to borrow your fish.
You: My Beta fish? Why?
DMX: That’s personal shit.
You: I can see you drawing a Hitler mustache on my Nas poster.
DMX: Fuck off.


Fiona Apple

Fiona: I need you to hold my hand.
You: I’m trying to finish my English essay.
Fiona: My heart is breaking. Like a jewelry box made of blood-stained glass.
You: I’m very sorry for you, but honestly I need to finish this essay.
Fiona: Can you hear the tears dripping from the sky? Even the birds are crying for me.
You: It’s just that pipe above your bed.
Fiona: A man! Damn a man who hurts a flower like me!
You: You and Joey broke up again?
Fiona: An earthquake.
You: The breakup was like an earthquake is what I assume you mean.
Fiona: How can my face tell so many stories?
You: It isn’t that hard to see. You’ve been cutting yourself for the last hour.
Fiona: My feelings need to burst through my skin.
You: It is making me a little uncomfortable.
Fiona: Period. Vagina. Hate. Self Loathing.
You: So we’re at this point of the conversation now.
Fiona: Piano. Descriptive word.


Lady Gaga

Gaga: I took your pillows. Art needed to be made.
You: Those are all my pillows! And is that my math book you’re using as a hat?
Gaga: You need to see it as an extension of me and what I do.
You: Nothing you’ve done has benefitted from using random things in our room as outfits. People just comment on what you wear, nothing else.
Gaga: I am making art! Art! I’m thinking outside the box.
You: I don’t understand. You are a music major, why are you messing around with visual art like that?
Gaga: All art goes together.
You: I still think this has something to do with your insecurity ever since Mark said you have a horse face.
Gaga: I can’t comment on that. I enjoy confusing you. Making you ask questions.
You: That isn’t how normal people act.
Gaga: I am not normal. Now…I need to use all your DVDs and CDs.
You: Did a penis just pop out of your shorts?
Gaga: I’ll just say, I’m a unique human being.

THANK YOU COLLEGEHUMOR.COM

Coming home from very lonely places, all of us go a little mad: whether from great personal success, or just an all-night drive, we are the sole survivors of a world no one else has ever seen.

Fall Once Again

Its that time of year again when the leaves begin to fall and the air is crisp and cold.

I love it.

Today is a beautiful fall day.